093 chapters elephant Dao garlic
The village was very poor, lived in the past of is all small soil house, till blazing hot summer, all arrived the street of outside best cool stay overnight.Have the Tsun 1 the Fu, the husband went out, the Niang a pair spread down the street straw mat to stay overnight.The weather is very hot at the mid-night this day, the village Fu stripped nude clothes to lie on the straw mat and used a to block Pu the body slept.Just and asleep the Pu had no and immediately after came up a men, a burst of storm after, silently walked person.The village Fu scolded to open:"Is not a west to give up is an east to border on, anyway isn't a far comer, the far comer doesn't know a Pu, the underneath contains baby."The kid gives noisy awake ask a way:"The Niang isn't an An is two uncles?""Be not, your two uncles' coming up is to have urgently and have slowly, this person comes up Dong Dong Dong the elephant garlic Jiu son Dao garlic."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2094 German soldier
German soldier invades a brothel in Paris.To escape a prostitute the soldier saw, then tried to catch up with and held tight and give° her to violate!The finished empress soldier says:"After nine months, you will bear a little young fellow, you can call he ＂ Hitler ＂ !" prostitute answers:"After three days, you will living a red spot, you can call its ＂ syphilis ＂ !!!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers old Sinology thunder of the northeast of chapter 2095 Feng
Have a village old man to worship thunder Feng especially, the not far long distance takes train to fondle to fluently want to visit thunder Feng memorial hall.
After going off train but is that once two eyes discredit, see front one face powder store, walk pass by.Little owner but also enthusiasm receive, originally because inside urgently and really sprain not to live, say:"The eldest brother does some help, see several minutes, we then come back all of a sudden."The old man wishes, originally be learned thunder Feng to come:"Your trusting is Luo, I looking at for you."The little owner just walked, come over 1**:"Big Ye, does the face powder Zha buy?"The old man decides to attain the bottom to the good matter, say according to the price of home town:"Eight the hairs are 51 catties."**Is happy Be getting worse, good cheapness, but inside say:"Be getting tooer costly, is eight hairs all right?"
"Is all right, want how much?""I want 20 catties."The old man is getting more silly,beats by dr dre pro, so much face powder is used what pack, flank of the plastics bag is nothing doing."Not is come to learn thunder Feng!" Took off down the oneself lately- bought trousers, beat a knot empress and then infuse face powder toward inside.Infuse to infuse, the old man discovers that the face powder is more and more thick, the in the mind keeps whispering:"The owner is also enough black, thin side on the noodles, but the underneath is thick side."At this time, **also see wrong, say:"No wonder that your face powder is so cheap, originally have a leave, I don't want!"Saying will walk.The old man sees he or she to the first good matter that fondles fluently behind will steep soup, hasty, then pull**of the hand don't put.**Loudly appeal to the public rascal, disturbed the policeman of square.Old man's an appearance of injustice says to the police:"I have never seen a woman like this, price also talk good, the pants also took off, the thing also fills to pass in and out, can she dislikes thick, don't do, did you say to have truth like this!"Police two words don't say that walk the old man Kao.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2096 to lie prone on the An a daughter-in-law body up
The daughter-in-law was pregnant and borned a big fat boy, the one family were with boundless joy.But that boy grow at 1:00 all not elephant Dioscorea opposita egg, and more long more be like neighboring of two dog sons.The Niang arouses suspicion and makes the Dioscorea opposita egg ask words:"What did you all do with daughter-in-law in the evening?""Go to bed.""Whether embrace a daughter-in-law to sleep?""She not let to embrace, I also not want to embrace.""That haven't you done that matter with dry daughter-in-law?""What matter?"Niang Leng the Leng absolute being say:"Is that you urinate of the thing have to stretch a daughter-in-law to urinate of in go?"The Dioscorea opposita egg shakes head be like to stir the wave drum:"I just can't be like two dog sons so silly!See him in order to wet at my Sa bubble, lie prone on the An a daughter-in-law body up toss about along while, the result is tired to be like a dead dog."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2097 to go to bed
Two husband and wife slightly text Mo, the piano Se is in harmony with from cradle to the grave.And go to an old age, the energy Shuai consumes, not the ability Chang raises, is harm feeling to the thing, each the feeling that sing one phrase with the ambition.The wife sings its vagina Yue first:"Red Yan Yan, black Yan Yan, delicate such as the Mao plain wheat roll solution line.Ever since that time once married your house, is the day also?, Is the night also?, Be like to break an at present, east one, west one."Does the man as well sing?Handle Yue:"Very bare, it is red to slip away, hard pick such as the Tan wood Bian load bean.Ever since that time married you to come into the door, the dynasty also gathered together, the Mu also gathers together, at present like Ge cloth Xiu, pull then long, don't pull wrinkly."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2098 sexual intercourse
Execution building in the certain place changes and needs do a house property certificate urgently to.A hostess isn't worthy to a house, the son-in-law claps telegram for he or she man back.Son-in-law telegram Yue:Recently, mother-in-law's sexual intercourse is very hasty, the other people can not participate, not your solution can not.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2099, she still wants
The cup wine wishes Yin poem
Fly eye Mars to emit
The momentary overhanging cliff Lei doesn't live
An embrace in the bosom
Embrace to also don't understand Chan
Only bed up embrace
While waiting until Jing to open up dint to exert
She says that I still want
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2100 to extinguish fire
The fireman gets off work to go home and says to the wife:"Do you know?Stand in the fire fight us to have a set of exquisite system.No.1 the bell ring, we whole body material good;The No.2 bell rings, we then slip down from the telegraph pole.No.3 bell ring, we then climb truck to make good preparation."
"From now on, " he declared"we wanted to manage this house with the same method.I say No.1 bell, you take off clothes;I say No.2 bell, you go to bed, No.3 bell, we then start."
The second day evening, the fireman goes home and then shouts loudly a way:"No.1 bell!"His wife takes off clothes."No.2 bell!"His wife jumps in the bed."No.3 bell!"They start.After two minutes, the wife shouts loudly"No.4 bell.""What No.4 bell?"The husband asks.
"Come to order fire hose more again, " she answers a way:"You so of basically can not put out fire.
The text chapter 2101~2150 【synthesize 】
Renew time:2009-2-2817:03:17 chapter word numbers:12213
A spool of joke brocade's gathering chapter 2101 boy is all rascal
Reorganize according to snow spring 《northeast the person all live thunder Feng 》 :
Lao Tze is free to go to a net cafe, get to the Internet
Adjust**big appearance, good-looking
Meeting the owner is a girl, see hereafter make me roll, don't roll
Lao Tze asks her several dollars and take without her not dry
She says:"Your that boy shamelesses, your that boys is all mean, your that boy last Huang Wang, your that boy plays rascal."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2102 turnip to go to pit nest at
A show just alone visits at father-in-law's house, with wife's younger sister younger sister the eyebrow come to eye.The seat show just pretends to inebriate, the wife's younger sister younger sister seizes an opportunity to hand it to go to bedroom, and 2 people then went to bed.Didn't expect but be seen by the Ya wreath.The wife's younger sister younger sister hurriedly goes to den wall up lift poem one to vindicate himself/herself:"Having never inebriated to pack is drunk, younger sister Qi goes to bed to sleep;The rice becomes rice at present, how wipe an elder sister's tears!"The show just also lifts 1:"Originally extremely capacity for liquor, the younger sister is wife love;The turnip has been already pulled out to go, but pit nest still at!"The old father-in-law disagrees to also lift 1 after seeing:"The doll is unreasonable, the wall last beard draws a word;Should be one family, which have this etc. matter!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers the place of the most decisive chapter 2103
Wang Xiao Er's wife borns a son, the nurse is long haven't made the infant producing the building from embrace out, Wang Xiao Er asks a nurse for the no time for waiting ground long say:"Does my son resemble to be different from me?"
The nurse is long to answer:"Still too late and cautiously observe so far, however your wife says, there is the most decisive place growing to be like you most !"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2104 Santa Claus
Formerly there is an old man, fell off on the road a heel head, will his younger brother the younger brother fell off to have no, from now on, people are in honor of he, all call him as "remain an egg old man"
A spool of joke brocade gathers a chapter 2105 male masturbation machine
Have a leadership staff
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